We honestly suck (sometimes)

I'm sure it has happened with you, when you're late for work/study and everything just happens to slow you down.

The train? Late.

The bus? Late.

You? Obviously, you're the one responsible. 

We feel everything's wasting our precious moments and are out to get us. But if we just pause for a bit from the chaotic loop in our minds, it dawns upon us that we're the ones rushing. Nobody is our enemy and nobody's out there to execute us.

This might also make us feel that our luck is like rotten bananas, and it always happens to us and as if we're battling the world with no armour on.